Saturday, 19 September 2015

Do Superhero Movies Work Or Should They Just Remain Inside Comics?


Superhero movies have two very real problems;
  • They show up appalling writing. This isn't restricted to superhero movies. Robert Kee pointed it out using the example of "Interview With A Vampire". But poor writing, which is endemic, in comics is a real issue when you try to make movies out of them. A question on Quora asked if comic stories had improved and the general consensus was that the art had improved so who cares about the story. Well it's translated to a live action movies, the art is discarded so what else is there? Oops
  • The Watchmen movie was about 3.5 hours long which is very long for a movie. However, the motion comic which is a completely faithful rendition of the whole story is closer to 6.5 hours. And even when movies are continuations of each other, they still need some kind of start and finish. So movies are a bit of a straight jacket to a decent story. Akira suffered from the same problem. However, a TV show which is 22 episodes of 45 minutes would be able to do it which, amusingly, is about 6.5 hours long.
However, it can be done and has been done. I thought that the movie versions of the Shadow, Howard the Duck and Hellboy were all magnificent renditions of their respective comic book characters. I thought Blade was a vast improvement on the comic. I was looking forward to the TV show but it died. I thought Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD played by David Hasselhoff was a triumph of capturing the naivete of comics by the movie experience without belittling it. I thought RED, RIPD, Tank Girl, Scott Pilgrim Against the World were all good fun although I haven't read the comics so I don't know how accurate they are.

Friday, 18 September 2015

Who Is The Most Evil Comic Book Villain?

My vote is for
Professor X

He trains children to fight his war for him.
He doesn't prepare them for loss and grief
He doesn't prepare them to kill.
And worse, he trains them badly. He expects them to do ordinary school lessons when they're not out endangering their lives. He doesn't train them to fight. He just throws them into the Danger Room and lets them figure out how to do something.
If X-Men were at all realistic, there would have to be new characters every month to replace those who had been killed off.
It's only because no one ever dies in the Marvel universe that we have not been forced to take notice of what a monster he is.